"You should be dancin'...yeah...you should dancin'...yeah..."

"Is the closeup really necessary? You just got me full frontal, all muscles and walking in the last picture!"

We say: "Uh." Collin say: "Daddy crazy."

"Next on the runway is Collin Michael Parker-Szekely, the baby with many names and a whole lotta smile. He'll be wearing a custom-made, Grandma-knitted, bubbe-certified, League of Women Voters-approved deep orange ensemble, featuring cardigan sweater and hat to match..."

"Take me out for a nice walk. Take me out to the crowd. Don't by me anything, let me sleep. I don't want to hear any peeps..."

All stretched out. Nowhere to go. Everything to play with. Life's good.

"And here's the punchline, mommy..."

"And next I'm gonna......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Ohhhhhhhh. It's playtime! Where's my giraffey? Time to get busy...movin', shakin', droolin'..."

Where's Collin? (Halloween 2006)

"I shall call him...Mini Me." "No...wait...I AM Mini Me!"