"Guten tag. Hier ist Collin, mit meine familie von Deutschland" (Collin mit cousins Vivien und Robin, 22.6.07).

Life's good. Where's my shaker?? In a second, I'll start crawling around the house with my hands full. Dum diddy dum diddy dum dum dum. I like cameras.

I bend it. I shake it. The world is my oyster. I control all the cars that drive by. I'm the keeper of the sun, dreamer of dreams, catcher of smiles...but I'm not a megalomanic!

The confused crabby claw: Mommy steamed my cucumbers...because she thought they were squashes. Hmmm...cooked, wet, limp cucumber...yum???? Oh well...I'll eat it anyway, just so I don't hurt her feelings. "Don't quit your day job, mom."

Door Guarder. People Watcher. Music Hearer. Mischief Mister Provocateur. Cute and Buddha-like.

The Sneaky-Daddy-from-Behind-the-Chair routine works every time! (giggle, giggle)