"Thanks Aunt Sylvia, Cousins Vivien and Robin. A present all the way from Germany! With my new sporty onesie (and a bib came with it, too), I'm now an honorary baby fan of the best football (soccer, for you Americans) club in Deutschland...Borussia Dortmund! BVB! BVB! BVB! BVB! When I'm old enough, I'll grab a dunkel, jump on the tram, head to the stadium, and get crazy! Ich bin ein Deutchlander!"